Theo will be participating in this year's St. Baldrick's Day by shaving his head into the 'Juice' mohawk to raise money for children's cancer research. Please donate today to this cause 

http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/theorossi

  Since you silly fuckers have been behaving so well (no you haven't) I decided to go robbing for you guys last night. Actually, a lot of the shit I stole wasn't for you at all. I need money, so most of what I took was for my benefit. See all the new pictures in the Gallery? Those are for you guys. I got those from another website. 

    I'm only kidding about the stealing (no I'm not) at least about the pictures, anyway.  The new pictures that you see are from TIna and her crew over at SOA.net so if ya'll know Tina or any of her homies, fucking tackle hug them. They're probably tired of the admins doing it. In fact they've already had to fight us off with a stick because we got too clingy.

    And because I have such a short attention span, I've posted a video that has absolutely not a goddamn thing to do with the post. I just like hearing this dude do a Scottish Accent. Chibs is Scottish, right? Well there you go. Now it's relevant. 

Once again, a very big thanks for TIna for always keeping us in the loop and sharing her pics with us. Tina & Crew, you guys are the best.

    Well hello, all you little fellers! Good gosh it's been such a long time since I've been here to write one of my weird blog posts that I almost plum forgot where the place was! Me and my buddy Rhai Rhai took a VERY FUCKING LONG Christmas break. We even celebrated Christmas on the 25th of January just for shits and giggles. 

    I come back and it looks like some of you cute little buggers decided to have a kind of contest didn't ya? Yeah you did. You had some kind of a writing thing. Well, I don't write. No Siree Bob I don't!  Not usually anyway. However, in the spirit of what's been going on around here, well gosh darn it I decided to try my hand at it and show it to all you little darlings! It might even be good enough to hang on the refrigerator! 

   But in order to understand where I'm going with this, you're all going to have to watch this video! Be sure to turn up the volume super loud now, because it's kind of hard to hear!

                                                       

    Now that you've watched that video, suppose for a second that the fine fella known as Lil Jon were to play the part of LaRoy on SOA. What kind of conversations might he have with Clay, Tigger and the rest of the guys? Well I wrote that out. Just for shits and giggles you see.

And go...

Clay: LaRoy, it's Clay.

Lil Jon/LaRoy: Hello and Good evening

Clay: Do you wanna buy some guns?

Lil Jon/Laroy: WHUT?

Clay: Do you want to buy some GUNS?

Lil Jon/Laroy: YAY-AH

Clay: Do you you need bullets?

Lil Jon: WHUT?

Clay: Do you need BULLETS, man?

Lil Jon: WHUT?

Clay: Bullets, do you NEED THEM?

Lil Jon: No, thanks, actually we're good, thank you very much, sir.

Clay: We've got mushrooms too.

Lil Jon: Hell YAY-AH! But do tell me good sir, do you have any marijuana?

Clay: Naw, we don't sell that, brotha.

Lil Jon: Drat.

Clay: Huh?

Lil Jon: WHUT?

Clay: No, you said something, I couldn't hear ya.

Lil Jon: WHUT?

Clay: What did you SAY?

Lil Jon: HUH?

Clay: Nevermind.

Lil Jon: OKAY!

Clay: So do you wanna meet up tonight?

Lil Jon: YAY-AH! Can you bring Twinkies?

Clay: Yeah... sure... we'll throw in a box of twinkies...

Lil Jon: YAY-AH!

Clay: So we'll see you at 11?

Lil Jon: YAY-AH

Clay: At that same place we always do?

Lil Jon: OKAY!

Clay: See you there, bye

Lil Jon: And good bye to you, sir, and have a very nice evening. I will see you later, and I hope you and your family are doing well.

Okay fellas! Don't judge too harshly now, this only my first time, and more than likely my last. Good night, little ones!

Final round of voting is up now and ends SUNDAY 21ST FEB for the Fan fiction awards.

Dear Pirate,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I just wanted to take the time to tell you how much we at Tignation love the living hell out of you and that each us, the admins the mods, and everyone else hope that you have a wonderful day filled with booze, cake, more booze and lots of fun. 

We love you!

Signed, 

Everyone and their grandmother's dog @ Tignation!

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