|Posted by Invizzle fo' shizzle on May 31, 2012 at 10:30 PM|
In summers past, we've shifted our attention from Sons of Anarchy to True Blood because we were nuts about it and we found that it was extremely popular among female fans of SoA. Season 4 of True Blood was absolutely terrible. Suckeh and Beeeeeehl didn't die, they gave Eric fucking Amnesia (really bitch?) There were possessions, fairy-ball fights, and Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter was doing a weird southern accent. I had to stop watching in the middle of the season because that shit just got too ridiculous. Four seasons of having all these guys obsessing over one of the most irritating and ditzy charcters on TV got to be a little bit hard to take. I know they were all iin love with her because of that fairy blood bullshit, but I don't believe that a 1000-year-old vampire would be tripping over himself to be with little blond idiot, Suckeh. It seems like for me, True Blood ain't that great of a distraction no mo'.
In Sons of Anarchy news that you've probably already seen in a million different groups on Facebook, Jimmy Smits will be this seasons big guest star. When I first read the news report (on the millions and millions of Facebook groups, no less) the only thought that came into my head was "hey, wasn't that guy in Star Wars?" I googled that shit and found out that, yes, he was indeed in Star Wars.
The other guest star that we'll see in season 5 is Harrold Perrineau (I can't pronounce that) and he's playing LaRoy's dead girlfriend's daddy, Damon Pope, who is also a drug lord. The only thing I remember Harold from is that version of Romeo and Juliet that had Leonardo DiCaprio in it. He looked fabulous in that white fro and red lipstick. I would like to ask the costume designers of SoA to please consider putting him in a similar outfit while he exacts his revenge on SAMCRO. There's never been an adversary on Sons of Anarchy who was on that level of fabulousness and there needs to be one. They need to have him walk into the clubhouse wearing 4-inch-heels, red lipstick and false eyelashes while carrying an assault rifle that matches his shoes. There are not enough transvestite drug lords in the world. He also needs to have at least 2 dance nmbers like this one:
We're also set to meet TIg's other little shit daughter, Fawn. I don't know why we have to see her, unless it's to make Tig a more pitiable character than he already is. Tig might be a weird motherfucker, but he's a weird motherfucker that just wants to be loved. Seeing his other oxygen thief daughter (Dawn aka Margeaux) scam him like she did was just awful. I felt so bad for the guy. The only thing that has ever come close to being a family for Tig is the club, and his own offspring treats him like shit and will only come to see him if he pays her to. That's sad. I can't imagine the other one being any better. Po' Tiggy.