Tonight is the long-anticipated finale to the fifth season of Sons of Anarchy. I'm not watching it until after I've been properly spoiled via Twitter, because that's when I'll be able to breathe. My hopes is that Jax (aka Prince Hissy Fit Nostril Flare) gets killed off (he won't) and that Tig doesn't (hope he won't). I will say that if we do lose Tiggy, I don't think Tignation will be going away. We'll just be rooting for Tig the Spirit Version and hoping he comes back as a zombie or a cyborg and kills everyone else on the show (just kidding). Still, we should keep our fingers crossed and hope that our favorite necrophile survives, because let's face it, necrophilia will be no fun for him if he's dead too.  Happy watching, you silly fuckers! 

   Oh, and if you're gonna drink and watch, why not make Jaxhole's hissy fits and yelling into a drinking game? Every time the little douche yells, flares his nostrils or throws a fit, take a shot or sip of beer. Let's see how drunk you get.