|Posted by Invizzle fo' shizzle on May 17, 2012 at 7:50 AM|
Uh, yeah so pretty much everyone knows how I feel about Jax being the new prez and shit. I hate it. Now, I know I just pissed off all the women who are secretly dating Jax in their heads and they probably want to hurl big piles of sheep shit at me. I will admit to them that sometimes I like Jax, but mostly he annoys the absolute fuck out of me. I don't think he's ready to lead. He's too young and inexperienced, and he can be a hot-headed hypocrite sometimes. Remember when he told Opie he planned on leaving the club for his family and Op was all "What the fuck, you told me to stay in this dangerous fucking shituation even though I have a family and my wife and dad are fucking dead but it's okay for you to fucking leave because you've got two kids of your own? NOT COOL ASS DOUCHE!." I would have felt the same way as Op, only I would have hit Jax. In the face. With a shovel. So that was crappy. After all the shitty things he's done to Opie (remember how he acted at Donna's funeral?) Jax had the audacity to ask Op to be his VP. Double crappy.
Who then would be a viable alternative to His Crappiness? Hmmm... Bobby's in jail because of Otto who now looks like a nerdy pirate. Opie is rightfully pissed at Jax . Right now he's simmering in his anger and can't be bothered with this shit. Who else does SamCro have to offer? Chibs? Most people can't undershtand his Scottishnessh. Happy? Nope. People would die. Like a lot. What about Tig, Slayer of Girlfriends and Wives? Fuck no.
I've got it! Sean Bean! He didn't get to be a king in Game of Thrones but he could rule the shit out of the club. That badass motherfucker's like British Chuck Norris.
If they can't get Sean Bean they should try to get Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones. I'd watch the shit out of that. What I woudln't give to see Tyrion bitch slap the dog piss out of Jax! Here he is slapping Joffrey (cough) Baratheon. I must say that there is a remarkable resemblance between Joffrey and Jax. Before the fangirls tear me to pieces, let me say that I'm not saying that Joffrey and Jax act the same way, I'm just sayin' they look alike.