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Well hello, all you little fellers! Good gosh it's been such a long time since I've been here to write one of my weird blog posts that I almost plum forgot where the place was! Me and my buddy Rhai Rhai took a VERY FUCKING LONG Christmas break. We even celebrated Christmas on the 25th of January just for shits and giggles.
I come back and it looks like some of you cute little buggers decided to have a kind of contest didn't ya? Yeah you did. You had some kind of a writing thing. Well, I don't write. No Siree Bob I don't! Not usually anyway. However, in the spirit of what's been going on around here, well gosh darn it I decided to try my hand at it and show it to all you little darlings! It might even be good enough to hang on the refrigerator!
Now that you've watched that video, suppose for a second that the fine fella known as Lil Jon were to play the part of LaRoy on SOA. What kind of conversations might he have with Clay, Tigger and the rest of the guys? Well I wrote that out. Just for shits and giggles you see.
And go...
Clay: LaRoy, it's Clay.
Lil Jon/LaRoy: Hello and Good evening
Clay: Do you wanna buy some guns?
Lil Jon/Laroy: WHUT?
Clay: Do you want to buy some GUNS?
Lil Jon/Laroy: YAY-AH
Clay: Do you you need bullets?
Lil Jon: WHUT?
Clay: Do you need BULLETS, man?
Lil Jon: WHUT?
Clay: Bullets, do you NEED THEM?
Lil Jon: No, thanks, actually we're good, thank you very much, sir.
Clay: We've got mushrooms too.
Lil Jon: Hell YAY-AH! But do tell me good sir, do you have any marijuana?
Clay: Naw, we don't sell that, brotha.
Lil Jon: Drat.
Clay: Huh?
Lil Jon: WHUT?
Clay: No, you said something, I couldn't hear ya.
Lil Jon: WHUT?
Clay: What did you SAY?
Lil Jon: HUH?
Clay: Nevermind.
Lil Jon: OKAY!
Clay: So do you wanna meet up tonight?
Lil Jon: YAY-AH! Can you bring Twinkies?
Clay: Yeah... sure... we'll throw in a box of twinkies...
Lil Jon: YAY-AH!
Clay: So we'll see you at 11?
Lil Jon: YAY-AH
Clay: At that same place we always do?
Lil Jon: OKAY!
Clay: See you there, bye
Lil Jon: And good bye to you, sir, and have a very nice evening. I will see you later, and I hope you and your family are doing well.
Categories: Sons of Anarchy Misc, Tignation Misc, Other Misc
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LMAO You know Tigger, fine line between amusement and violence.
BG says...
I was laughing so hard last night I could even finish the sneak peak of the little Clay convo. I absolutely LOVE that WHUT. I just see Tig at this gun buy being so damn amused by LeRoy...well up to a point and then he would probably want to beat him to death. You know Tigger, fine line between amusement and violence.
Elle says...
Hell YAY-AH! Where have you been all my life? I'm in love! xD I almost died laughing! ... Seriously, I chocked on my water while reading ^^ You're a great writer, it comes so naturally to you
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