|Posted by Invizzle fo' shizzle on May 26, 2010 at 9:46 PM|
I don't know about y'all just now, but I am bored out of my skull. All our shows are wrapping up for the summer, and we've got, what, three more months until we get to see more SOA? Shit that's a long ass time to wait! DAYUM, I hate that shit! If you're like me, you're probably staring at your TV watching FX, tapping your fingers on whatever hard surface you can find (doing that for extended periods of time hurts like a motherfucker) and willing that channel to magically start airing new episodes of SOA. It sucks, but up until like 3 minutes ago I was thinking about how much it sucks ass that there will be absolutely not a goddamn thing to watch on TV besides my talk shows (thems are m' stories mmmmmm hmmm I gots to have m' stories) and crackheads on Intervention (dude, crackheads, hookers and midgets are probably the most fascinating creatures on God's green earth, I swear) But then I remembered something. It's summer, right? So that means only one thing! TRUE BLOOD! I just googled that shit, and found out that season 3 will be airing on (drumroll please) June 13th.
Because all my closest hos and homies on this site are total True Blood whores too ( so much in common we has) here's what we're going to do! Remember all the shit we do with SOA (the watch parties in depth discussions etc etc whatever whatever blah blah blah) with True Blood. I'm not saying we're going to turn this here TIgnation into Lafayettenation (even though he really fucking needs a nation, but y'all can't use that, it's mine) no no no I'm not saying that, what I'm saying is that since we ain't got a goddamn thing to do for the next three months, lets do a temporary show shift to take our attention away from our SOA withdrawals.It will be like, healthy and shit . It's not like we have anything better to do! Plus I need to discuss how much I hate "Suckeh" with someone. She's butchering the Southern redneck drawl that I dazzle the human race with. Not fuckin' cool.
Here we must pay homage to the most bad ass fry cook bitch to ever wear purple eyeshadow, Lafayette. Bow to him.