So it's been forever and a day since I've given you any kind of SOA news at all. You can slap me if you want. Actually, no you can't. I don't like pain. And don't try to hurt me in any other way either, because I know how sneaky you little bastards are. 

    See the flier up there? Ain't it just purdy? It's for Big Bear Chopper's 8th Annual Bike Show and Poker Run at Snow Summit Resort in Big Bear Lake California and the cast of SOA is going to be there. Unfortch, I am going to be unable to attend due to the fact that I have a yob (translation: JOB) that I have to go to in order to make my paper and all that good shit. However, if any of you are lucky enough to be able to attend, well first of all, I would like to issue a big hearty I HATE YOU (Disclaimer: I don't really hate you, sometimes I just yell things that I don't mean whenever I get jealous, it's like I have Tourette's sometimes I have no idea where this shit comes from) and second of all, if you are going and you take pictures of it, and what not, and you want to gloat (I know I would) then email them to me.  

   One thing I can't get over is that Paulie D from Jersey Shore is going to be there. I still don't know how to react to that. I mean JS and SOA are two shows that I never thought were going to have anything to do with each other and now they're at the same event? DUDE! What would be even more awesome is of Snooki (this is your cue to do your best impression of Snooki, ready? GO! ) The Situation, Jwoww, Vinnie and Ronnie were going to be there. Sammi always had a bad case of the evils. 

     In other news (snort, I love saying that) Stephen King is going to be a guest star on Sons of Anarchy in season 3. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this makes me, as he is my favorite author of all time. This news made me bounce around like I'm Richard Simmons. BIG YAY! You can read an interview about his experiences on the set and with the cast HERE

   In other news (yes I did it again) a release date for the Season 2 Blu Ray and DVD of Sons of Anarchy has been confirmed for August 31st, 2010, so make sure to preorder that if you can. 

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