Motherfuckers, I had been waiting for the moment that fucking Machete was going to finally grace our screens since BEFORE it was announced that homeboy was gonna be on SoA. You don't understand how much I absolutely fucking worship this hombre. When him and his henchman type dude were the ones to save Jax and Opie, I was rubbing my imaginary chin beard and saying "Naturally, naturally" like I'm Albus Dumbledore or some shit. 

   I don't think the Sons should be all uncomfortable and shit over muling blow for Danny Trejo.  Instead of listening to his brothers bitch, Clay should have been like "Dudes, calm the fuck down. It's Machete. We'll do anything for Machete. If we wants us to shave our legs, wear heels and ask everyone to start calling us Sandy, we'll fucking do it, because it's Danny fucking Trejo" 

  On the subject of screenshots, well remember last year when the nerds that are the webhosts were fucking with us and not doing their jobs? Well it appears they've left their nerd posts again and Webs is totally fucking with me right now, so I'll be uploading that shit little by little.  Evidently those nerdy bitches are off pretending to be Ned Stark or something (long live the NED) and they do not have time to make my website run right.  If you guys see Elle, make sure to give her a kiss because she was the one who was nice enough to screenshot the ep.