Today is my darling Ribby's birthday! For those of you who are new around here, Ribby is the shit.  She's helped La Nation de Tig become the utopia that it is, and we love her. 

Ribby, the picture above is a suggestion of what I think you should make someone buy you today. And no, they can't have any. You don't have to share. It's your motherfucking birthday!