I'm going to start this by saying that Tigger deserves much better spawn than the piece of shit that is Dawn or Margeaux or whatever the fuck she wants to call herself. And no, I'm not gonna slit anyone's froat, but damn it was hard to watch whenever Tig's daughter came on screen.  Since Tig became more human after having killed Donna, pretty much every SoA fan has become rather attached to him. It's really heartbreaking to see the guy get fucked over and have to pay his waste-of-space offsirping five fucking figures just so she would come and visit his ass . That is some sad shit right there, dudes. I would be perfectly fine if neither Dawn or her sister never wandered into Charming again. Skanks. 

      Moving on, raise your hand if you are surprised that Opie and Lyla are pretty much  done for. Don't worry, I'll wait. No? It is interesting, I was listening to talk radio tonight and the guys on there were talking about how a marriage to a porn star would never work because the husband would be able to see all of his wife's sexual exploits on DVD for, well, how ever much porn movies go for these days. I don't know,  I don't buy porn. So why the fuck didn't anyone tell Opie that? Shit. I guess Op never saw the "You Can't Turn a Whore into a Housewife" bumper sticker before. 

     Speaking of whores, the thing I really enjoyed seeing this week was Ima getting the shit kicked out of her. I don't know what it is about skanks that makes them feel the need to break up happy or in Lyla and Opie's case dishonest relationships for their own gratification. The arrogant prude in me (I've had a slut call me that before) was very happy to see that bad girls never get the guy for any kind of lasting relationship, even when the guys are not Mr. Morality themselves. 

    I think we can all mourn "The Cool Clay" because that motherfucker is dead. Now we're stuck with this ass douche that's wearing a Clay Suit. It really sucks for me because I love liking Ron Perlman. The way Ron plays his characters, his voice, I don't know, maybe it's just that he's fucking cool as shit but he makes you want to like them and I'm not crazy about hating a character that is played by Ron Perlman. I had already gotten behind him whacking JT aka Captain Uncle Fucker. I was fucking fine with that but the lengths that Clay is going to just to cover that mess up and take the money and run is fucking ridiculous. I'm still clingin' to the hope that Father Damien Karras shows up later in the season and rids him of his fucking demons so that I can go back to liking him. 

    The rest of "With an X" (grrrr you douche bag, Margeaux with an X, oh how I hateth thee Swine) was cram packed with some pretty explosive shit, but I'm not going to go into any of that because I know that there are some unfortunate individuals out there that haven't been seen it (when you see it you can help me form an imaginary lynch mob for Margeaux, Tiggy fans, because you are not gonna like watching our favorite Necrophile get his twisted little heart strings pulled by unworthy evil spawn). So if you haven't watched it, DO IT. Sit down, hold still (yeah that's really hard but they make pills for that) and watch it because it is only the beginning, ladies and germs. I have a feeling that there are even more gargantuan piles of shit that have not yet hit the fan this season.