|Posted by Invizzle fo' shizzle on June 14, 2012 at 10:20 AM|
That title is extremely long, but very much to the point. My only reaction to this news is WTF? Really?!?! and then MMMMKAY. Highschool Musical's Ashley Tisdale is leaving the squeaky clean image that she got from Disney behind to play a high end escort on Sons of Anarchy. We'll be seeing her in two epsidoes, and she might even do the duckface like in the picture above. You know what? Come to think of it, don't hookers and strippers do the duckface in every goddamn picture that is taken of them? Don't they do that and the little faux gang signs? You know, the side ways peace sign? So in that regard, she's half-way there, isn't she? Just a skimpy outfit and a sideways peace sign away from a what will probably be an award-winning performance. Good for her.
There were way too many pictures of this broad doing the dreaded "duckface" and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to post one here. Ashley, Sweetie, I'm not bashing you but seriously don't do the fucking duckface anymore. I'm not kidding. It's not hot, it's not cute just... don't do it. I say this with love.
Now I know there are some unfortunate people on here that had to suffer through the High School Musical craze and you never want to hear the names Zac Efron or Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens ever again. I worked at a Build-a-Bear workshop and I had to listen to the soundtrack to that shit. It was torture. It was as bad as having to listen to a sappy duet by Celine Dion and Michael Bolton. No such duet exists, thankfully. If it did exist I'm sure they would have used it at Guantanamo Bay as a torture device.
At least it's not Zac Efron as a prospect, that's all I have to say. Remember all the makeup he used to wear to like award shows and shit? Prospects don't get to wear makeup. Poor Zac.